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Bees wage war on Riverside Plaza!

Posted in Uncategorized by dylanhake on May 12, 2009

      Some brilliant individual decided to string up a giant beehive in a tree at the Plaza. The thing is the size of a bucket, and it is strung up about 25ft in a tree. Now at first, my thoughts were, “What kind of stupid arse would do such a thing?”. But upon further reflection, I have come to appreciate this act of “domestic terrorism”( that is what some 30 year old biker/rocker/dudebro in the midst of his midlife crises called it. He probable doesn’t even have a bike either).  I mostly appreciate it because it caused such a response. Now I will acknowledge the fact that it is a dangerous thing to do.  People could get hurt!! At the same time , anyone who has the twisted exuberance to get a huge beehive 25ft up into a tree is someone I must applaud.  What better way is there to wage war upon the Riverside Plaza?…. Is it an unnecessary war? Perhaps. Is it a stupid and dangerous thing do to, and should the person(s) who did “this act of domestic terrorism” be held responsible and thrown in jail? Of course! Nevertheless, I tip my hat to the person(s) responsible. Their time and energy may be a bit misplaced. Well very misplaced, but they did bring some excitement to Riverside! Shoot! Dang! Frick!…. I do hope they get caught though…. 

 

Watch out for them bees,

-Dylan

 

…….I would like to point out that a security guard stopped by in his truck, got out, took a few pictures, and drove away. That was over an hour ago.

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  1. jessica said, on May 14, 2009 at 1:13 am

    hahahaha…. i miss you dylan….

    maybe they are trained to go after little hippster kiddos……?


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